Day 331: Accidental Poison
When you get a significant other but only because it allows you to practice our massage skills as well as get some validation on your cooking so that you don’t accidentally poison yourself. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 332: House Gamble
When you ask yourself how could things get worse, and then they significantly do and you don’t understand how you gambled your house away before even actually owning one. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 333: Exercise For Better Or Worse
When you drive your foot into that set of weight that you have in your room so that you can become a buff nerd, and you stub your toe so bad, you cleanly break the nail off and you start to question the fact that exercising has hurt you more then it’s helped. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 334: Lottery Numbers
When you tell your parents you have superpowers but they just say sure you do and that the lottery numbers you keep telling them every week are just random, oh well at least you tried. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 335: Deal With The Devil
When you make a deal with the devil and it turns out to be cheaper then you expected. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 336: G Bar
When you give yourself a cool nickname but people still choose to call you G Bar because you always brought granola bars to school. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 337: Ten Years Old
When you realize all the cool stuff happens when the character is ten years old in tv shows, and you’re still waiting thirty years later. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 338: 2012
When you still reminisce about how the world didn’t end in 2012 and how that would be a much different movie if it told what actually happened. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 339: Zombie Outbreak
When you think you can survive of a zombie apocalypse, but then you realize that an actual zombie outbreak would be nothing like Zombieland. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 340: Role Reversal
When your parents go out to the casino till one in the morning, and you’re left at home waiting for them as if you’re their parent, talk about role reversal, and also not having many friends. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 341: Random Outage
When the power randomly goes out in your neighbourhood and the darkest you’ve ever seen the world, but across the street, the lights are on and you can’t help but feel that tonight is the night you could die. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 342: Text Back
When someone calls you and you hate picking up the phone and you think to yourself If they really want to reach me they’ll just text me back. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 343: Phone Calls
When you get the job of your dreams and it involves everything you went to school for and loved, but the only downside is that you have to answer the phone and really ain’t nobody got time for that. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 344: Polar Vortex
When you roleplay what it must be like to be a Canadian during a polar vortex. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 345: YOLO
When the wires are exposed on your charging cord, but you’re a rebel who likes to live on the edge, so you push it to its limit while every time you got to grab it you risk an electrical shock, but like YOLO right? Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 346: Sugar Coma
When it’s valentine’s day, and y’know that all the candy is on for half price, and you think to yourself Why do I even need a relationship, and you put yourself into a sugar coma for the eighth year in a row. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 347: Refund
When single people talk about how much fun they had on Valentine’s day, and your jealous because they saved money while you went out for dinner with your S/O and it wasn’t even that good, and for a brief moment you wish you could be single again and get you $70 bucks back. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 348: Life Of The Party
When you’re brothers girlfriend, gives you a dance mixtape and tells you to get practicing your move’s so you do because you have nothing better to do, and at the wedding, you’re the life of the party, but not because of the dancing but because you drank a glass of wine upside down, and they’re still trying to figure out how. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 349: Flat Pop
When you leave a can of pop sitting out, and it’s half full, but you forget when you opened it so you hesitantly tip it back and before the liquid touches your lips you become a time traveller and remember every second of your life and you forget what you’re doing and the next thing you know you have 8 hour room temperature soda in your mouth. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 350: Academic Success
When you learn more from a youtube video, then your teachers and you start to wonder if you’re teachers go home and watch the same videos and just plagiarize, but then again you’d never call them out since that’s the third 95% you got that semester. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 351: Bottle Throw
When you throw a bottle across the room into the recycling bin, and you scare the bejeebus out of your parents, it’s really a double win if you think about it. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 352: House Ghost
When you have the doorbell ringtone on your phone, but it’s still early in the morning and you think it’s your actual doorbell, so you open the door but no one’s there, so you figure it must just be the house ghost playing tricks, when in reality you missed your chance at a luxury cruise. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 353: Hairball
When you have that feeling of a cough in your throat, and no matter how much you try to cough it out, it just stays and it seems like that’s going to be the norm and you can’t help but wonder if maybe that’s what a hairball feels like. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 354: Paranormal
When you’ve just watched eight hours of paranormal shows and it’s the middle of winter so your house is generally cold, and when your parents come home from work they find you doing a seance with your best friend, who died five years ago, and they’re still in the unicorn costume. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 355: Talk To People
When you use a self-checkout machine, but every time you scan something it says please wait for assistance and you have to wonder if this really was better then actually using a normal till since this is all because you didn’t want to talk to people. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 356: Important Documents
When you get the date messed up on some important documents, and you don’t find out until it’s too late and you’re on trial and the dates you give don’t match the ones on the sheet and you realize that your mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 357: Green Thumbs
When you’re growing up as a kid, and you hear the term green thumbs, and from that day forward for thirty-six years, you look at people’s thumbs to see if they’re green only to find that no one actually has green thumbs, and you think you may have been lied to. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 358: Apple A Day
When they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and it proves to be true, after you throw it at them. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 359: Sherlock & Watson
When your teacher, calls you out for not paying attention, and you immediately retort by saying you were in your mind palace, and your teacher shakes her head and tell you to see them after class, then for the remainder of the class you try to determine your punishment, but instead it turns out they’re just massive Sherlock Holmes fans as well and can’t help but wonder if they now see you as their Watson. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 360: Crying Baby, Sick Cat
When you got to choose between a crying baby or a sick cat at three thirty in the morning, and a part of you just thinks Jesus take the wheel, but apparently he couldn’t be bothered at three in the morning so you reluctantly do it yourself. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 361: Cat Onesie
When your significant other tells you to change and you reply by saying that you’ll never change for anyone and you walk passed them confidently in your cat onesie and into the funeral. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 362: Woodshop
When you walk into a job interview and the boss has a katana above their desk, and it suddenly makes sense why they asked you to bring your sword as well, and clearly, they intended to show off their skills, and the only way to get the job is a sword trick competition and everything quickly turns into a woodshop class safety video. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 363: Movie Recital
When you’re able to recite every word of a movie, and some of the lines become a part of your everyday vocabulary and the next thing you know you’re quoting Frozen when also be reprimanded for your actions by your boss, which ultimately only makes things worse. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 364: Awkward Chatroom
When you think your computer is possessed and you start to give into all it’s commands but then you realize it’s just Microsoft Sam inviting you to Siri’s and his wedding, and it ends up being the most awkward chatroom you’ve ever been in. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 365: The End
When something that you worked on for so long is finally completed and you can look back and its both a moment to say wow look how far I’ve come, while at the same time you think, what the hell was I thinking back then. Yet no matter what is thrown at you, you realize tomorrow will always be a different day.