Tomorrow’s A Different Day (Day 271 – 300)

Day 271: Fire Power

When you discover the power of fire, so you take your sister’s doll and see how the fire can manipulate it but then start to panic when the whole thing catches but you manage to put it out and hide it back in her room as if nothing happened. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 272: Exorcism

When your dog barks at the ghosts and you realize the exorcism didn’t take but you can’t be bothered with it now, and you figure you’ll just call the priest in the morning. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 273: Forest Dispute

When you have a dispute with your wife and five minutes later she returns with a running chainsaw and you think maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to move out to a cabin in the woods and live off the land. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 274: Snowshoeing

When you grow up thinking snowshoeing is when people fill their shoes with snow and see how far they can get before it all melts, only to later realize that it just means walking on snow and in your mind that’s less exciting. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 275: Staple Shooter

When that one kid in the class learns they can shoot staples from the stapler and you just know that kid’s going to be the finest staple shooter in the west. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 276: Macaroni Dance

When you’re a kid and you do La Macarena for the first time but you’re too young to know what the Spanish lyrics mean so you just assume it’s a song about macaroni, and when it comes to the turn you say “Hey Macaroni”. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 277: Hormonal Minds

Continuation of 276

When you’re a kid and you’re going through puberty and it’s not till the future that you come to the realization that the Macarena was pretty much a mating dance for our hormonal minds. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 278: Glacier Water

When you take your first swim in the basin of a waterfall and you imagine it being this mystical experience but you the source of the water is a glacier and it’s ice cold and you quickly realize how much of a mistake you’ve made and you scream so loud you wonder if anyone will hear you. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 279: Under The Falls

When you decide to sit under a waterfall because everyone makes it out to be so peaceful but then you do it and it feels like your being hailed on and you get a brain freeze or maybe that was a concussion. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 280: Twice Removed

When you go to work on a Monday, and you’re greeted by the office intern who is just so full of pep that it makes you want to puke, but you smile and wave because he’s the bosses nephew twice removed. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 281: Professional Swearing

When swearing becomes professional behaviour and you get to see high ranking officials (whether in business or politics or what have you) tell each other to go *beep* themselves and you feel an odd sense of pride that you got to witness this moment. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 282: Broken Heart

When the person you love, tells you to it’s over and you have to deal with a broken heart, and there’s never enough ice cream. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 283: Booklet One, Bag Two

When you’re a parent and your child gets lego and even though the box says age’s 10+ you still can’t seem to figure out how to put the pieces together only to realize two hours later you opened bag two while reading booklet one. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 284: Kid’s List

When it’s ten days till X-mas and you still haven’t started shopping and you misplaced the kid’s list. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 285: Nog

When you try to figure out what the nog is in egg nog. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 286: Russian American

When you witness a Russian individual listening to American Idiot and you realize it’s somewhat poetic. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 287: Suit Of Armour

When you get your first suit of armour and you decide to wear it everywhere, and for some reason, your door to door Tupperware sales jump and you can’t help but think that it’s because of your witty sales technique. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 288: Cat Tree

When your cat licks the X-mas tree and seems to get enjoyment out of it, so you give it a shot and to your surprise, fake doesn’t taste that bad, and you know you’ve likely had worse veggie baby food at some point in your life and you’d take this over that any day. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 289: Swear Games

When swearing enters board games as part of the house rules, and it makes everything so much more intense but it’s the only time you feel like you can swear at your parents and relieves a lot of stress. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 290: Winter Solstice

When it’s the winter solstice. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 291: Karate Snowman

When you karate kick your first snowman of the season and you’re satisfied with yourself as your little sibling watches in horror. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 292: Baking Cookies

When you spend the day baking cookies for the holidays, well your parent bakes the cookies, you just load up on cookie dough. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 293: Underwear & Socks

When your parents let you open one present on Christmas Eve but it’s just underwear and socks and your excitement turns into sadness. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 294: Tomorrow’s Gifts

When it’s Christmas and you get everything you wanted, but you also have to travel around everywhere to see everyone you know, and it just seems like the longest day of the year and you don’t touch any of your gifts until tomorrow. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 295: Boxing

When it’s boxing day, and you go to the local gym because you figured you’d celebrate with everyone else, but to your surprise, all the workouts consist of people using boxes. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 296: Festive Season

When you wake up and the Christmas tree has already been stripped down and put back in the box and the cat looks at you with sadness as you know the festive season has come to an end two days after. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 297: Catch

When it’s the week between Christmas and New Years and you sit at your desk with nothing to do, and you start a game of catch with your boss for six hours until it’s time to go home. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 298: Regretting A White Christmas

When everyone’s said the wanted a white Christmas but now that it’s over and there’s mountains snow on the ground and you’ve already shovelled three times, and they start complaining and you sit there and wonder what they thought was going to happen. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 299: Staying Up Late

When you go to sleep early because tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and you plan to stay up super late like all the adults. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 300: Next New Year

When it’s New Year’s Eve and you spend your day prepping for a romantic kiss with your loved one at midnight but then they get food poisoning from the shrimp and everything goes south fast but at least there will always be next year. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.