Tomorrow’s A Different Day (Day 241 – 270)

Day 241: Transfer Student

When you go to school on Halloween and don’t wear a costume, and they ask what you are and you respond with that you’re a transfer student and you go the whole day by a different name. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 242: Spoiler

When you use the spoiler on the back of your car as a table as you sit and admire the mountain view during your road trip because you installed it for that one reason knowing that your car wasn’t actually fast enough to need it. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 243: Luxurious Lifestyle

When you watch people with zero common sense complain about their financial situation, but then you see them living their luxurious lifestyle. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 244: Anger To Regret

When your angry and you go to do something but only end up hurting yourself and you go from angry to regret in the blink of an eye. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 245: Don’t Roll Around

When you have a seven-month-old baby, and your significant other goes to change them and all you hear from somewhere in the house is them screaming “no please don’t roll around.” Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 246: Endless Paradox

When you think you’re losing your mind but you’re not sure what that feels like and spiral into this endless paradox trying to determine if you’re losing your mind or not. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 247: That Could Have Gone Better

When you’re tasked with writing a letter to your past self and all you put down on the paper is That could have gone better. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 248: Future Dreams

When you walk up to your parents as a kid and tell them that you want to be a rapper and then you show off your skills with a roll of plastic wrap and the family cat. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 249: Frustrated Scream

When you just want to scream out your frustration but your parents are home, so you scream internally but don’t get the satisfaction, and they compliment you on the song you’re humming. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 250: Stick To The Brush

When someone asks does the cat have your tongue, and you’re fearful to answer because twenty minutes early your cat literally had your tongue after you tried to be one of those people who lick their cats fur to pretend your their parent, but it didn’t go as well as you planned so now you just stick to the brush. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 251: Life Choices

Continuation of Day 250

When you wake up in the middle of the night and cough up a hairball and in turn, you start evaluating your life choices. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 252: Empty The Pockets

When you wash your pants but forget to empty the pockets. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 253: Perfect First Date

When you go on the first date with the person of your dreams and it’s cold outside so you get hot chocolates and when you go back outside it’s snowing and the two of you have your first kiss, bringing an end to a perfect first date. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 254: Titanic Moment

When you’re on a cruise and you try to recreate the Titanic moment at the front of the ship and out of nowhere a bird hits you and ruins the moment, and you figure you’ll be coughing up feathers for the next week. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 255: Reliable Friends

When you get your friends to tape you to a wall, but then you realize the cost of duct tape is absurd, and you’re not small in any way, so it’s going to take a lot, but this is a once in a lifetime thing, and they manage to get you attached but then leave you, and you start to panic, and you have to wonder how reliable your friends are. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 256: New Door

Continuation of Day 255

Still attached to the door by the duct tape, it’s been about half an hour and you start to hear the duct tape starting to give away and you think you’ll be free soon, and suddenly the hinges of the door rip out of the wall, and for a split second you think you’re going to die but thankfully your parents find you face down in the shag rug and the only thing that hurts is your wallet after they make you pay for a new door. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 257: Overexposed

When you take a photo and it’s completely overexposed and you don’t have time to go back and try to get the shot again, so you just call it White. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 258: Hoarder

When you get a cherishable pen and you use it all the time, but then suddenly when you use up all the ink, you tell yourself you can’t just get rid of it, and it triggers something in your mind, and next thing you know you’re a hoarder. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 259: One Percent

When your phone is at one percent because your charger didn’t charge it and its the first thing in the morning so you debate whether it’s worth going in to work today. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 260: Crayon Ninja

When you keep losing your orange pencil crayon and you’re positive that there’s a ghost or a ninja or something that doing this just to mess with you. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 261: Blue Country

When you’re colouring in a map, and you accidentally colour a country blue and your teacher walks by and says “looks like someone just flooded the middle of Asia.” Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 262: Beta

When Barbie meets G.I Joe and Ken realizes he’s always been a beta. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 263: Nightmare Mascots

When the costumes at amusement parks are becoming so much more elaborate you actually start to wonder if its an actual bipedal animal or a person wearing a suit and it sparks your childhood nightmare of mascots once more. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 264: Cat Warning

When you cat cuddles up with you for the first time and it warms your heart and you fall asleep peacefully, only to wake up with your cat just getting ready to swipe at you but backs down as you stare into each other’s eyes. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 265: Mannequins

When you’re the night security guard of a factory that makes mannequins and every time you do your round, the mannequins seem to be doing something different but they always look surprised as if you caught them doing something wrong. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 266: Burnt Food

When you cook food and you stay by it because you had too many burnt or dried out meals made by your parents while you were younger, and also because you don’t trust yourself. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 267: Lemonade

When you mix up salt and sugar and you pour the wrong one into a pitcher of lemonade that your nine-year-old is gonna sell, and you figure this is a good life lesson to hire reliable people, but you don’t have time to start again. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 268: Snow Golf

When your retirement consists mainly of gardening and golf but you live in a winter climate and you quickly learn it’s hard to find a white ball in the snow. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 269: Ripped Jeans

When you have to cut your own holes in your jeans just so your parents think you’re cool and rebellious. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.

Day 270: Doll Hair

When you want to see if your dolls hair will grow back so you butcher it with a pair of scissors and weeks go by and you realize that it’s not coming back so you tell your parents and they glue the hair back on but something just isn’t the same about it. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.