Day 31: You Against The World
When you’re unemployed because you saved up for a few years to give your dreams a shot only after three months of not getting a pay check your parents start to wonder if this is really the best thing for you, and because of that they start to pawn you off on other people looking for employees behind your back and you really start to wonder if you are actually alone in the world or if you’re parents are just old and don’t understand the concept of taking a chance in doing what they love because they never got to do it themselves. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 32: Research & Development
When you seeing shaving commercials and they talk about how engineered the blades are and that’s great and all but at the end of the day they talk about the comfort strip which is where they should be researching since it only lasts a sixth of the blades life and you have to ask do the stripes really matter or is shaving just uncomfortable because you don’t know what you’re doing but I guess that would explain all the accidental nicks. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 33: Lumberjack Wedding
When you get recruited to go find some stumps and or logs for a friends wedding so that they can make benches out of them, so going on a renegade mission which is really just a walk around your neighbourhood you spot a few stumps outside a shed by a park and you wonder to yourself those might work but instead of taking a photo and sending it, you go home to get your little red wagon and take seven trips back and forth and you suddenly you have an audience thinking that it’s the winter lumberjack games and cheer as you pull the little wagon up the ice and snow covered hill, and in the next community newsletter you’re listed as a hero but unfortunately the stumps are to short so you have to take them back. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 34: Always Ask
When you don’t ask your parents before you go online, because you’re a rebel without a cause, then they find out and you get no more computer time for the rest of the week. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 35: The Dynamics of Water
When you have a sandbox as a kid and that’s your pride and joy and then your friends come over and you’re all enjoying playing in the sand because that’s the closest you’ll ever get to a beach in a landlocked place, then you realize it’s the perfect time to learn about water and how it works, and independently you have used water a bunch of times and know when to stop it, but when your friend comes over and they’re more interested in making the sandbox, a water box and the walls of the sandbox are made with two logs on either side that when the water passes the first log it starts to seep out of the crack and sand goes everywhere on the freshly laid concrete and you start to panic because you have to explain it to your father and you know he’s going to be pissed. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 36: Dad Waits For No Man
Continuation from yesterday aka Tomorrow’s A Different Day #35
When it’s right after you flood your sandbox and suddenly your friend who insisted you flood it suddenly has to leave, so you have to go talk to you father about what happened and your scared only to have him tell you he’s disappointed in you and restricts your hose use, and then you have to clean the brand new cement, so you tell your friend and they say they’ll help then four days later you realize they are unreliable and you just do it yourself because your an independent individual and that way you can use it against your friend if they ever need something from you. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 37: I Want To Ride My Bicycle
When you’re riding your bike as a kid with your best friend in summer and you ride through your alley only to take a sharp turn as you leave the gravel road, but your tire rolls on you and you find yourself falling and being dragged across the pavement of the asphalt road it’s connected to by the still spinning tires, and it takes the top layer of skin off your legs, and your best friend runs to your house saying that you died, and you only lay there wondering why everything in your life led to this as a car is stopped beside you honking their horn because you wont get up. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 38: Gnarly Scar Dude
Continuation from Tomorrow’s A Different Day #37
When your parent comes running after they heard you fell off your bike, and your friend told them you were dead, and your still laying on the asphalt when they run up and pull the bike off you and see your scarred up legs and they take you home to disinfect you and you get three days off of school because it still hurts to walk but when you go back everyone is taking about you because you got the most gnarly scars of the year. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 39: Hysteric Snow Days
When it’s snowing in the middle of April and you no longer hate it and instead it puts you into a mild case of hysteria as you cry to the heavens WHEN WILL YOU HAVE MERCY ON US, WE JUST WANT TO SEE THE SUN AND WEAR ONE LESS JACKET OUTSIDE! Tomorrow’s A Different Day
Day 40: Nostalgic Night Terrors
When it’s the middle of the night and your room is quiet and you’ve been peacefully sleeping for a couple hours when suddenly you hear a foreign sound and you’re startled awake when something flat and cold hits you and your eyes shoot open only to be staring into the soul of Zac Efron on a high school musical poster and you throw it off yourself and you realize that it was just a poster, but you go and splash some water on your face anyways and that’s when you look at yourself in the mirror and you realize you never had a high school musical poster before and suddenly when you return to bed its gone. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 41: A Cat’s Feelings
When you have to deal with an emotionally distraught cat because your parents left on vacation and all you can do is watch them look out the window for five days so you sit and look out the window with them and all is going well until you reach their expiration date and suddenly they bite your arm and then run underneath a chair and you’re to worried to yell at them because they might poop on the floor if you do. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 42: Consumed By Bubbles
When you’re a small child and your able to take baths in the bathtub, and you discover bubbles, your world changes, and then that one night on a late Friday evening at the ripe hour of 7 PM, your parents put you in the bathtub and fill it up with some Mr. Bubble but leave the taps on but you’re having the time of your life, except you’ve been caught playing with the taps before and you were yelled at, so you don’t dare touch them and your parents walk a way for a moment but the bubbles just keep getting taller and you scream out for help but no one comes and then you are consumed by bubbles, and when an adult finally comes back you sit there with an old man’s bubble beard and they laugh and you don’t understand why. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 43: One Man’s Microwave, Is Another Man’s Stove
When you get to stay home for the first time and for a couple days while your parents are away, and you realize that there’s no restrictions and you can do whatever you want and they left you something to warm up in the microwave and you put it in for a minute and then all you hear is bzzt, and the whole thing dies and you stand there plugging it in and unplugging it hoping it will come back to life and you start to panic and you go into full survivor mode and conquer your fear of the stove. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 44: Nice While It Lasted
When you wake up late and rush to clean up the house before your parents come home, and as you quickly clean you remember all the good times you had while you were alone and it brings a tear to your eye as the front door opens and your parents long travel bickering fills the house and you realize the quietness is gone and it’s like losing a friend. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 45: Exploiting The Teacher
When you learn you’re english teacher is a bit of a sci-fi nerd and you’re struggling in his class and you’re willing to take a risk and to sum up the whole topic, you write the line “The needs of the many, out weigh the needs of the few” and you hand it in and you worry about it but when you get it back it’s the highest mark you got in the class and it almost seems like he has a new level of respect for you until the next paper when you make a star wars quote. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 46: Social Media & You
When you’re trying to start a company so you make a bunch of social medias, and attempt to teach yourself marketing, only you sit and look at the sites and wonder how on earth you’re suppose to use him and don’t know where to begin leaving you in an infinite cycle of procrastination, only to pray that one day you’ll figure it out. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 47: Where Are They Coming From?
When it’s finally becoming warm again and you can’t help but get excited because y’know you can start walking again in nice conditions during the morning hours and go and meet some of the local people in your neighbourhood and they greet you with smiles, but you can’t help but wonder why they’re out walking as early as you, and you start to fear that you’ll be the next witness to a murder. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 48: The Upcoming Generation
When you’re out walking with one of your friends who happens to be the same gender as you, and two young kids probably around the age of sixteen see you from across the street and yell “Hey are you gay question mark” and you can’t help but feel sad for the next generation because first it’s twenty eighteen why would something like that even matter but then you realize they said their punctuation in their sentence and you can’t help but feel scared and disappointed because this is the upcoming generation that will one day run the world. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 49: 2D Nostalgia
Those moments when you grow up and for some reason your brain digs up old memories of the 2D fisher price flash games and you do your best to search them up online and when you find them, a wave of emotion washes over and all those emotions as an illiterate child fill your heart and you realize the game’s story left more of an emotional impact on you, more so then any modern video game has in a long time. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 50: Double Rejection
That moment when you’re feeling brave and the sixth grade end of the year school dance is coming up and you really want to ask someone out because you’ve been practicing your dance moves and finally the perfect opportunity comes forth, and in front of you is one of your many crush’s behind you is another and it’s finally time to pop the question, you ask the first one in front of you and they turn you down, then you try the one behind you and they also turn you down, and you realize that you’ll probably be dancing with yourself once more. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 51: Five Minutes In Heaven
When it’s time for the ballroom dance module in school, and all the boy and girls line up on either side of the room before joining up in the middle so you start to count individuals and try to line yourself up with your crush and even if its just for five minutes of the day it’s the best five minutes of your day and you feel like royalty as the two of you walk around the gym together. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 52: Snowball
Continuing with the school dance theme
When it’s a snowball dance, and your teachers line you up against the wall and then pick one individual to pick another to start it off, you pray you wont get picked first and luckily you don’t then a few rounds in your crush gets picked and you know they don’t like the dance module because the two of you are friends so you become there way out and you go back and forth picking each other every other time and actually make the dance class fun and it makes your heart grow fonder for your friend, and you think maybe one day you’ll get the courage to ask them out. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 53: Ballroom Demonstration
Still Continuing with the dance theme
When the class starts learning a multitude of ballroom dances and you seem to be getting the hang of it, and as you rotate partners your friend in front of you is struggling and the teacher looks at you and tells you to show them how it’s done so you leave your partner temporarily to go and dance with what some people would refer to as one of the most attractive people in your grade and putting all your focus into your moves, makes you feel like you’re on dancing with the stars, only after a minute and a half though it ends and you go back to your old partner and again you continue your reign as a decent dancer. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 54: Bag Boy
When you break your arm, and it’s just before you go on your yearly family vacation to a nice little beach town, but because of your arm you can’t get in the water unless you wear a suction sealed bag that is partially water resistant but your parents keep calling you condom arm and you wonder if this is a fate worth then death. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 55: Lucky Liar
When you’re out camping with your parents, and you have to make due with old classic board and card games, and one night as you’re all settling down, you pull out the old maid card game and your one parent seems to have incredible luck, only to find out years later they found a way of cheating and didn’t feel the need to tell anyone and you can’t help but honestly feel slightly betrayed by those who always told you if they ever lied to you. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 56: Pool of Grass
When you’re a small child on a warm sunshiny day and your parents bought a blow up pool, and you and your friend think its for you as you wait for it to fill up but instead of you getting in you were just the ones filling it up with water for your parents and next thing you know they’re sitting inside it while your still on the outside and seeing that you have no other options, you pick up some grass and throw it in the pool to annoy them and at the end of the day everyone is sun burnt except for you meaning that you and your friend got the last laugh. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 57: Criminal Education
When you finish Breaking Bad and you go to school and to your chemistry class that you are currently failing and you take a shot in the dark and ask your teacher how to cook meth, and they put everything down and look out at the entire class and says “I could tell you how to make meth, but I think that’s a lesson for a different day” and you start to wonder what there qualifications are exactly and if they have a criminal record and were once a drug king pin. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 58: Hoodie Consent
When you wear a hoodie everyday of your life, that it’s almost a part of you, and it just so happens to be tattered and worn but it has a lot of significance to your life and symbolized a big stepping stone in your career and then one day, one of your parents surprises you with a new one from the cheap store just down the street and throws out your other one and doesn’t even consent with you and you wonder how much of your stuff they’ve thrown out behind your back before, and it motivates you to start your own clothing line to make sure this never happens again. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 59: Guilty Pleasure
When you’re on a road trip with all your buddies and your driving and your best friend is in the passenger seat searching through your music looking for anything rock and roll because that’s what all of you listened to sticking with the classics, but then you realize Aqua’s Barbie Girl is still on there because it’s a secret pleasure of yours and of course they find it and start to play it, and no one says anything until ten seconds in and all four of you start to sing the barbie part, and you realize that some songs are just universally accepted. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.
Day 60: My Pet Rock, Rocky
You’re a kid and you want a pet but you’re parents need to see that you are responsible enough so they get you a pet rock, you call it Rocky and you take him everywhere and even put googly eyes on him to give him more personality and you take him everywhere and one day your bully starts bothering you so you take rocky out of your backpack and today is the day you fight back and using Rocky you manage to scare your bully away but get a detention and you realize the ultimate pet was a rock all along, and you wouldn’t trade him for the world. Tomorrow’s A Different Day.